We all like the 'Valluvanaadan' malayaalam and it's accent. But you know, it's really difficult to put this slang in Manglish. But I promised a reader (Nonstiched) that I'll put the Manglish version of some of the points what Januamma said (I presented earlier).
This may not be the exact slang, but I hope you'd get the approximate text.
First, this is what Januamma says about Beauty Contests.
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thrissoorile pennungalallennum ee bhoomeelu vachu sundariyolu ? soundarya malsaraa ? uvvu uvvu njan kore kettekkanu. kamluttyema papparile pottam kaanichu thannittundu. praanthan thami nadannernna polallennum pennungalekkondu nadathanu. konokkunthanmarennu nommalu parayaarilyennum ? konondannu mAthram. molede molum sakalam thunindavum. vaakkiyonnoolya nokkia okkanam varum. ivattaye kondu nirthanathaaraassanda? sathru aalonnoolla. svantham thanthem thallem thanya. kaasu kittoothre. jayichokku nalla kaasa. thottorkku onnoolya. nere vandi pidichu kudummathiykku madangum. naanom maanom poyi. ini kudummmathe kanjiyanne saranam.
enthayi parenne? njampoovoonno? iyyukku nallappan kaalathum koodi thonneettilys vaakillorude numbilu thuni ooraan. njampoovilya. oru sounaaryamalsarathinum njammoovilla. aanathalayolam ponnu tharaamnnu paranjalum njan ente mundu azhikkilya theercha.
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Here goes Januamma's comments on rape, and how it can be prevented.
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oru kaaryam iykku nallonam nissandu. khadaruduthondu vassilu kayariyaa koolammaaru kadannu pidikkilyaa theerchayaa. khadaritta pennine pichiyaalum nulliyaalum avattakku enthu sukham kittaanaa ? eppazhum kekkaam aaraandokkekkoodi oru penkuttiye pidichu rape cheythoonnu. rale chaal oroottam cheechyaa, allande njaanethaa pareyya ? ellaa paperilum kaanaam rape rape ennokke. pandokke ithu ketternnilya. aaru mozham neelalla onnara kettimurukkiyaa aarkkengilum oruthiye thodaan kazhiyuvo ? appo onnara chittaathende bhala ee kekkanathokke.
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